SamFest is mostly a self-aggrandizing event that goes on for week every year. It started by 'accident' when the birthday celebration of one young and tireless young boy, Sam I Am, invited all of his friends to eat, drink and be merry for as many days as such friends' livers could permit. Survivors have called SamFest "the most fun you can have with your clothes on,"* "ridiculous and filled with debauchery," "offensive, yet funny," and "painful." Non-survivors, shortly before passing on, said "arrrrrrggghhhh."

*clothing optional