***PLEASE RSVP FOR EACH EVENT*** USING THE LINKS BELOW
The Rules of SAMFEST
1st RULE: You do not talk about SAMFEST
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SAMFEST (except to hot girls)
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop," goes limp, or taps out SAMFEST is over (for them)
4th RULE: Only two girls to a fight over Sam.
5th RULE: Only one girl-fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no dice.
7th RULE: SAMFEST will go on as long as Sam is conscious.
8th RULE: If this is your first time at SAMFEST, you HAVE to drink. If you have been to SAMFEST before, you STILL have to drink.
The SAMFEST opening ceremony begins Wednesday with the unveiling of the Iron Chef Cat Herding Paddle. The official Cat Herder for each day has supreme executive power. Changing of the Cat Herder takes place at the end of each day of SAMFEST. The Cat Herding closing ceremony takes place in front of those all who dare make it to Sunday.
Please RSVP for any/all of SAMFEST using the links below.
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