If you're asking "what the h*** is SamFest," keep reading, then RSVP and buy a t-shirt (before they are gone).

If you are saying, "holy sh*t, is SamFest here already?," then bring your t-shirt from last year, prep your liver and head to the events page to see the upcoming events and RSVP.

This year we will have SamFest badges. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges. Well, they'll get you cheaper drinks and into VIP on certain nights. We'll also be beating the ever-livin' innards out of a piñata. Also, don't forget about paintball, and hair-of-the-dog bloodies on Sunday at brunch downtown.